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11 May, 2008 at 9:51 am
katinsac
man, you come up with the best stuff! I am sooo bad at riddles…can’t wait to see what feathers you ruffle with this one, lol I be baaaak…
11 May, 2008 at 1:58 pm
theTRUTH
I got one part solved.
11 May, 2008 at 1:59 pm
theTRUTH
But I had a distinct advantage…
11 May, 2008 at 2:48 pm
BamaGal
Truth, we need to share info—I’ve got the where and the what—it’s the when that is stumping me…..
11 May, 2008 at 2:52 pm
bluesuederebel
Yucky, I can’t even win playing checkers. How in the world do you expect me to solve a riddle!
11 May, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Scarlet
Hmm..Im lost lol!!!
11 May, 2008 at 7:52 pm
theTRUTH
And I wouldn’t say horribly wrong…
11 May, 2008 at 9:02 pm
yustyucky
lol T!
11 May, 2008 at 9:24 pm
yustyucky
Note to Kat —
If the mysterious scientific experiment results in the ruffling of any feathers, those feathers will most likely belong to a former (and possibly still current) friend of “Mr.Mike.”
12 May, 2008 at 3:13 pm
theTRUTH
How many words are in the When answer?
12 May, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Scarlet
Crikey!
12 May, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Mayberryfan
You know, this is pitiful. I KNOW what’s going on and I still can’t figure out your clues. Guess that makes me Nancy Drew to your Sherlock Holmes. I could probably figure it out if Bess, George and Ned were around to help.
12 May, 2008 at 10:20 pm
yustyucky
T — In the When answer, there are four words, but only one letter
Scarlet — Crikey is incorrect
Mayberryfan — huh?! I don’t know who are Bess, George and Ned! lol!
12 May, 2008 at 10:45 pm
2big4mysize
may why you got to make it a spelling test you know us TTU grads can’t spell.
13 May, 2008 at 11:16 am
katinsac
still no clue….lol
13 May, 2008 at 12:44 pm
yustyucky
{{{2B}} lol!
Kat, check out today’s hints & see if that helps.
13 May, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Scarlet
I still say Crikey!!!! LOLOLOL
13 May, 2008 at 9:08 pm
theTRUTH
There is no h in the where clue yucky. I think you meant f.
13 May, 2008 at 9:23 pm
yustyucky
no h in the where clue? oh wow … lmao! brb
13 May, 2008 at 9:26 pm
yustyucky
uhm, like I said, horribly wrong
I thought I had included the http:// in the solution. <— note obvious hint
14 May, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Mayberryfan
Bess & George = Nancy Drew’s girlfriends (Bess was the chubby one, George the tomboy, natch)
Ned was Nancy’s boyfriend. Geeezh, Yucky, shouldn’t you know this already??
Whwhwhaaat? You think I spent ALL my time growing up watching Andy Griffith? Not by a lllooooooooonnnnnnng shot!
15 May, 2008 at 9:29 am
yustyucky
I’m posting a new pic so here’s a copy of all the clues & daily hints:
For all you mystery fans out there in Kimmeritaville …
Unscramble the “settler” to discover the clues …
When: “a dark hymn to bluff a rib”
Where: “confucius mad at key”
What: “we sent a hUndred frocks”
Saturday’s Hint — check back from time to time, to click on the photo — When the time is right, the photo will link you to the Where and the What!
Sunday’s Hint — The When clue is actually a “double” clue — first you have to unscramble the letters to figure out what the clue is, and then you have to solve that clue. The Where and the What are single clues — all you have to do is unscramble them to figure them out.
Monday’s Hints —
1. To figure out the When clue, it will help if you think green
2. To figure out the Where clue, it will help if you correctly unscramble the letters and insert the following puncuation marks, in the following order . .
3. To figure out the What clue, it will help if you know that the clue contains two words — the first word begins with the letter “u” and the second word begins with the letter “d”. Between the first word and the second word is an abbreviation, consisting of three letters — the abbreviation is probably familiar to most people interested in the Kimkins scandal.
Tuesday’s Hints –
1. The first letter of the When clue is “b” and the last letter is “m”
2. The first letter of the Where clue is “f” and the last letter is “m”
3. The first letter of the What clue is “u” and the last letter is “s”
Wednesday’s Hints –
http://www.2medusa.com/2008/05/tom-spanks-ducksthen-backpedals.html
http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2007/11/25/interference/
http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/save-the-ask-kimmer-thread/
http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/04/22/are-you-one-of-them/
http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/at-play-in-the-fields-of-the-antikimkin/
http://antikimkins.blogspot.com/2007/10/no-love-for-lowcarbfriends.html
15 May, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Cognomen
YY, I left my chocolate covered bacon on the table and the door to the kitchen seems to be stuck, i can’t get in!
Is someone renovating in there?
15 May, 2008 at 2:09 pm
yustyucky
yep, Yuku was doing a bit of maintenance again. It’s fine now.
15 May, 2008 at 2:09 pm
yustyucky
lol! I just noticed the part about the chocolate covered bacon!
{{Cog}} you so funnyfunny
15 May, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Scarlet
I think this was an awesome idea!
15 May, 2008 at 6:55 pm
cleochatra
LOL. Chocolate covered bacon.
Yustyucky, look at the shenanigans in here! You are a cheeky thing (and I love you for it).
15 May, 2008 at 9:45 pm
yustyucky
{{Cleo}} aww thanks! But you know you paved the way for all of us cheeky shenaniganites
15 May, 2008 at 9:48 pm
yustyucky
Thanks Scarlet! I hope everybody has a great time.
16 May, 2008 at 12:46 am
katinsac
Ok, I’m not a total ediot (some may disagree, lol), I got one out of 3.
Am I missing something here? I thought that was a chat room or forum, etc…..What am I missing?
16 May, 2008 at 1:32 pm
yustyucky
Kat you are most definitely not an idiot (or an ediot either!)
Fascinated is a new board dedicated to uncensored discussions of all things Kimmer, including most especially the “Why The Fascination With Kimmer” threads.
Some of us have been getting it set up and taking it for a test drive for a couple of weeks, and our grand opening was yesterday, the 15th of May — the birthday of L. Frank Baum (creator of Oz).
We weren’t sure who to invite (maybe we’re the only people interested in participating in our little experiment) — plus, I wanted to wait until the forums were kinda sorted out and the settings tweaked, before “opening” the board.
Like I said in the post here — everyone is welcome except spammers.
We don’t know if this board will “work” but we think it’s worth a try. So many of us are totally fed up with the censorship at LCF, and some of us feel that eventually Tom will decide to scrub all the Kimmer stuff there, just as he was planning to do with the Ask Kimmer threads until somebody managed to talk some sense into him.
So anyway, hope you’ll drop by & check it out.
Pseudonyms are totally fine of course. You don’t have to “be yourself” unless you want to.
16 May, 2008 at 9:42 pm
katinsac
oops, lol…always said I was a lousey speller,lol…I’ll go check it out again…didn’t notice where the “chat” part was…maybe I just missed it?
Is this a board you have control of so it cannot be censored like the others?
16 May, 2008 at 9:44 pm
yustyucky
oh! Kat! I thought you spelled it that way on purpose (it’s very funny!)
Yes this is a board located at a free hosting site called Yuku, formerly known as EZboards.
R.I.P. Little Tappyfoot Guy
16 May, 2008 at 9:45 pm
katinsac
Ok, maybe i’m not at the right place, I still can’t find anything but google type advertisement pages????
http://www . fascinated . yuky . com/
is this it?
16 May, 2008 at 9:46 pm
yustyucky
oh, the chat — yes the new board has chatrooms.
I think Yuku is also branching out into the blog biz just like WordPress and Blogger.
16 May, 2008 at 9:48 pm
katinsac
ok, think I got it…typo…sorry, lol
19 May, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Confused
I still can’t figure it out *cry* help!
19 May, 2008 at 6:19 pm
yustyucky
You need to register at Yuku before you can register at Fascinated — so go to yuku.com, sign up, then copy/paste the url:
http://fascinated.yuku.com
The Fascinated board is dedicated primarily to the uncensored discussion of the Low Carb Friends “Why The Fascination With Kimmer” threads, and secondarily to all things Kimmer.
May 15th was chosen as the “grand opening” because it’s the birthday of L.Frank Baum, creator of The Wizard of Oz, which was for several years after its publication considered controversial and was banned from many libraries across America.
20 May, 2008 at 5:48 pm
2big4mysize
do folk need to be vetted and vouched for or is anybody allowed to join?
20 May, 2008 at 8:47 pm
yustyucky
Hi 2B. Everyone is welcome except spammers.
21 May, 2008 at 12:40 pm
mayberryfan
Good LAWRD, 2big. She let me in….and nobody even said “there goes the neighborhood.”
Well, not to my face, anyway!
22 May, 2008 at 7:44 am
yustyucky
lol May! Girl, you ARE the neighborhood!
(I don’t know what that means, I’m still trying to wake up)
8 June, 2008 at 1:03 pm
2big4mysize
no I meant could kimmer et al and her minnions join so maybe some stuff shouldn’t be discussed or was it like Camp and somebody had to vouch for a person to get access.
Mayberryfan why would the neighborhood go when you arrived? unless it has smellovision and the fart jokes arrived there.
8 June, 2008 at 8:44 pm
yustyucky
Hi 2B.
1. Yes Kimmer et al and her minnions can join, except for the ones who are spammers. Why they would [b]want[/b] to join is beyond me. There’s nothing, I repeat nothing “going on” at Fascinated. The purpose in setting up the board was to preserve the FWK threads and be able to particpate in them without censorship and without interference. Period. Nothing clandestine or superduper supersecret. No colorful tights, super hero capes, and/or Tupperware are required. No oaths of secrecy regarding the aforementioned tights, capes and/or ware, and/or anything else. The name of the board is not secret — in fact, every time a member Speaks the Name of the Board, they earn points and when they get enough points they win a really cool prize.
2. “so maybe some stuff shouldn’t be discussed” Like what? What could possibly be left to discuss that hasn’t already been discussed forty bazillion times already? There aren’t any secrets left. Whatever mysteries remain unsolved are tangential and we’ve all been shocked so many times we’re not sure that we’re shockable any more, regardless of how really shocking the solutions to those mysteries might turn out to be.
3. “Was it like Camp” God I hope not.
4. “somebody had to vouch for a person to get access” You’re kidding. You are kidding, right?
5. lol re smellovision. So far most of the fart jokes seem content to hang out in the OT forum. Let us pray to The Great Googa Mooga that they remain there, unheard & unsmelled.
8 June, 2008 at 8:50 pm
yustyucky
And by the way. Some people have said they want to join because they “want to help.” Other people have sent word that they are thinking of joining because they “want to help.”
I want to make this utterly, absolutely, thoroughly clear once and for all — we do not need help.
Ok?
We do not need help because we are not doing anything. And we don’t need help not doing it
Ok? OK.
14 June, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Magicsmom
Not only that, Yucky, people can and do “help” all the time in their own way. Nobody need join any board to be of help, so if you think you can’t “help” without joining a group that may not want you, then we don’t need your “help” as much as you seem to think we do.