Robert Charlton - PI Who Captured Heidi Diaz on Film

Noted AntiKimkins blogger Medusa is hosting Questions & Answers with Robert Charlton, a.k.a. Our Hero!

PS: Sorry for the lateness in posting this — Team Yucky is a.f.k. on a search & rescue mission — searching for non-tacky souvenirs and rescuing local cuisine from local eateries!  

Breaking news!  (Which was discovered by somebody else, not us. [ETA: Credit for the discovery goes to OYB!)  

Reports claim Kimmer isn’t just a lying liar who lies — she’s also a thieving thief who thieves.

http://cookalmostanything.blogspot.com/2008/06/stop-thief.html

Which reminds us … we need to update our list of credits for all the images we stole from Google images.  Until we do that, we hope this disclaimer will serve:  Every image on this pathetic excuse for a blog was created by somebody else.   We found them at Google Images.   Their use here at this blog in no way was/is intended to convey the impression that we created them.  Come on.  We can’t even create refrigerator art without eating the crayons.

Got your attention?   Good.   Just wondering — what will the the federal justice system and the California and Oregon justice systems  do when a baby dies or suffers birth defects because a certain scammer and her flying monkey didn’t make the slightest real attempt to prevent the baby’s mother from following a starvation diet?    

This question must be asked in light of recent and current situation at Kcom.  

This question must be asked because it seems that nothing else but the Law can get through to these people.  It’s no use trying to appeal to their sympathy, because they seem to have none.  It’s no use trying to appeal to their humanity, because they seem to be inhuman.   And it’s no use trying to appeal to their intelligence either, because they are evil, and evil is stupid.   

This question must be asked because it’s clear that some of their customers are smart enough to know how to use a computer,  smart enough to navigate the internet, and smart enough to participate in a weightloss website – but too stupid to know that while they’re starving themselves they’re also starving their babies, and while they’re risking their own lives on a starvation diet they’re also risking their babies’ lives.  

What’s a scamming webmaster and her flying monkey to do, in the face of such self-involved stupidty?  

Does the owner of a website, and the chief admin of that website, have any obligation whatsoever to such women?   Yes, and hell yes.   A moral obligation, from one human being to another.  And a legal obligation, from the owner and employees of a business, to the customers. 

What little effort it would take, to tell these women, “No, you cannot be a member of this website and you cannot do this diet or any starvation diet while you’re pregnant or while you’re nursing, because you’re starving your baby and nobody has the right to starve a baby.  Nobody!”  

What little effort it would take, to post a sticky in each thread and generate frequent automated email reminders to all members, “This diet is dangerous to your baby and here’s why” and provide some basic prenatal and postnatal nutrition facts along with links to a couple of educational websites and nutrition support groups for expectant and new mothers.

What little effort it would take, to do the right thing.  The human thing.   The legally smart thing.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pregnancy-nutrition/PR00110

http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/pregnancy_gateway/default.htm

Love your baby — feed your body.

You know.  Them.  The people who tried and maybe even continue to try to participate in the Fascination threads, only to be edited, moderated, censored, deleted, banned, and/or treated to what has come to symbolize the attitude of LCF admin/mods toward Fascination thread participants — the one, the only, prissy little Tappy Foot Guy.

Are you one of the people who have been treated to what you perceived to be unfair & irrational snarkiness from LCF admin/mods — or other Fascination thread participants – for no apparent reason, and then denied the right to object, respond, and/or defend yourself and your point of view?

Are you one of the people who have been on the receiving end of PM’s from the aforementioned admin/mods accusing you of violating the TOS even though you know darn well you haven’t?   Or accusing you of doing the exact same thing that certain other people are quite obviously getting away with?

Are you one of the people who have been effectively silenced, stifled, and/or snarked into submission due to your attempts to particpate in the Fascination threads?

Are you fed up?    Do you wish the Fascination threads were home to free and open discussion?  Do you wish the threads were unmoderated and that the participants — all the participants — could actually carry on a mature conversation without having to worry about their posts being “reported” by tattletales & teacher’s pets — the same tattletales & teacher’s pets who make tsk-tsk noises and mutter about how you’re behaving like a bunch of junior high kids?   Do you wish you could reply to a post in the Fascination threads without wondering if your reply will pass inspection, or if it’ll fall prey to one of the Deleters?

Are you one of them?  One of the enemies of the prissy little Tappy Foot Guy?

Or maybe you’re a big fan of the TFG?   Do you want to speak out in defense of the LCF admin/mods?  Do you have something you want to say to people like us?

Either way — fan or foe – stay tuned …  

We’re hearing rumors that LCF admin — in yet another brilliant display of short-sighted irrationality — plans to hide the entire contents of Ask Kimmer thread, rendering them effectively nonexistent for public reference, research, and investigative purposes.  

http://www.lowcarbfriends.com/bbs/10137216-post76.html [a big thanks to whoever found that post!]

Any bets on how much “LCFSam” plans to charge for the Samkins diet? 

 This just in!  Some of the  Nancies have discovered that Sam has copies of Kimkins graphics and templates stored at his website.  As you may recall the chicken people also have copies of Kimkins graphics & templates — that’s partly what they hired the freelance coders for.  And the reason they wanted those copies of Kimkins graphics & templates?  Because they were setting up a website to sell their diet.  So what is ”Sam” doing with those graphics and templates? 

 Saturday 12 April BREAKING NEWS!   LCFSam appears to have hacked into the Kimpire! details at http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2008/04/kimkins-hacked.html

 Other blog coverage of various LCFSam discussions:

http://prudentiablog.blogspot.com/2008/04/invitation-to-dialogue.html

http://prudentiablog.blogspot.com/2008/04/who-is-sam-redman.html

http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-do-kimmer-and-sam-redman-have-in.html

http://prudentiablog.blogspot.com/2008/04/devils-advocate.html

http://2medusa.blogspot.com/2008/04/prairie-justice-sam-redman-i-think-not.html

In light of her recent acts of agression – including The Battle of Martina’s Martini, skirmishes with Amy, the Crispybread invasion, the long-range shelling of Yahoo Answers all over the world, and now what seems to be a declaration of all-out total annihilation war against The Jimmy  – we’re guessing that Heidi’s desperation is escalating to unprecedented heights.   We want to know why.  Why now.  The trial date is approaching, sure, but does that alone account for all this?

http://livinlavidalocarb.blogspot.com/2008/04/aggressive-hacker-attack-on-my-forum.html

[Note: a big thanks to  dpotz for bringing this to our attention! We appreciate you D!]

Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Aggressive Hacker Attack On My Forum, PayPayl, And E-Mail Is Obviously Personal

Somebody out there must really be mad at me right now. I don’t know what I said or did to deserve any of the things that have happened to me this week, but whatever it is I apologize. Since Monday, I have been under a daily barrage of hacker attacks  on my forum, PayPal account, and e-mail account from someone who no doubt is holding a grudge against me since they are doing their best to make my life a living Hell.

So, how’s YOUR week going so far? Can you believe the audacity of someone to put together such a string of nuisances in the span of just a few days? Well, it’s happened now and at such an inopportune time since I am leaving out of town today for that trip to Atlanta and then Phoenix (I’m already running late so I could write this post). And I can’t help but think the timing is almost TOO perfect.

What happens next? Well, stay away from the forum until I can sort out how to place more protective measures on it to keep it safe from hackers. My public relations company says I should probably start over from scratch with a brand new site and I may just have to do that when I get back early next week. In the meantime, there are some EXCELLENT low-carb forums out there and you can find links to them at my blog.

While I don’t have any specific proof yet about who is doing this obviously personal attack against me and the people who support me this week, I have my suspicions that it is related to a now infamous diet scam artist who has her reasons for wanting to come after me. Again, this is just a gut feeling, but I don’t really know yet. All I do know is that person had access to my username and password at her web site and made the connection to my forum, PayPal account, and e-mail account. I have since changed all my passwords everywhere.

As I previously wrote in this blog post http://livinlavidalocarb.blogspot.com/2007/09/kimkins-calamity-from-merely-raw.html if you were at all affiliated with that web site in any way, then you need to take precautions to protect yourself against an attack like this, too. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS and get protection from companies that guard your personal information. Thankfully I had already done that with my credit months ago.

Here’s a brief timeline of events that have taken place this week:

MONDAY, APRIL 7
My discussion forum was taken over by a hacker who replaced all the low-carb threads with ones about marijuana, cocaine, and pornography. The hacker totally disabled my administrative access to the forum as well as to all my moderators. Additionally, this person began posing as other people on the forum, including me, claiming that I didn’t want to talk about low-carb anymore because “we all know you need carbs” and that I’d rather talk about drugs instead.

TUESDAY, APRIL 8
My PayPal account which had a good amount of money in it was hacked in the amount of $81.93 made payable to a digital video download company called Movielink, LLC. Since I had never even heard of this company, I thought this was one of those fake PayPal “phishing” expeditions that sucker people into giving their username and password to crooks. But when I went to the PayPal site to inquire, I noticed my balance was reduced. I immediately contacted both Movielink and PayPay to report this unauthorized charge and transferred all of the money that was there to my checking account. Around midnight, the Admin of my forum told me it was back up again, but he said we lost about 6 months worth of posts and subscribers.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9
When I logged in to my e-mail account this morning, I noticed several of the “new” e-mails in my box had been marked as “read” because they were no longer bold. I immediately got on the phone with Charter and changed my password. Additionally, a PayPal debit card was created in my name without my authorization. The $81.93 charge was refunded to my PayPal account. But worse than all of that, the hacker got the forum again (just hours after it came back) and sent the following message to the entire member database at my forum posing as me:

You must click the following link in order to recieve our new information on the forums. Nobody can be trusted as we have lost everything and only the few of you loyal members will receive the information on our new whereabouts.  Here is the link [note from Yucky -- we're not going to include the link here]. Open it on your computer and you will be asked to enter a code. After that it will give you the link to the new website. This way the hackers cannot follow us.Sincerely Yours,
Jimmy Moore

When I am finished writing this blog post, I will be contacting my local police department to advise me about how to proceed forward investigating this crime which I believe is “terrorism.” That may sound like a strong charge to make post-9/11, but this person is doing their darndest to terrorize and bully me with these cowardly tactics. Too bad for them, it ain’t working. I’m not going anywhere, so you might as well get used to seeing and hearing from me early and often.

Please feel free to e-mail me at livinlowcarbman@charter.net if you have any information to share with me about prosecuting the person or persons who have perpetrated this crime against me this week. If I can prove who did it, I will bring charges against them to the fullest extent that the law will allow. This is uncalled for and I do not take it lightly. The person who did this doesn’t know who they’re messing with.

THANK YOU to everyone from my forum who alerted me about the virus message today and I do apologize for that. Please delete that message immediately and I’ll communicate to you through my blog when we are ready to relaunch the forum. One thing’s for sure–you can’t say this low-carb lifestyle  thing is boring anymore, can ya? Take care everyone–it’s time for me to hit the road! SEE YA!

Get back to work ….

From time to time, when things get a little too noisy for the people who like to enjoy these pre-trial downhill days of the antikimkins movement in peace & quiet — and who can blame them? –  and when things get a little too out of control for the people who – some of them for the most noble of reasons — like to control stuff, we’re told that we need to stop whatever it is we’re doing and ”get back to work”. 

Get back to work doing what? we ask. 

“Bringing Heidi down!” they reply.  “Get back to work putting Heidi out of business.  Destroying the Evil Kimpire.   Seeing to it that Justice is done, and the Law upheld, and Kimmer locked away behind bars or at least not in front of a computer.”

And just to make sure we understand what it is we’re being told to do — because, ya know, we really do want to understand — we ask – what is it, exactly, that we’re supposed to be doing that hasn’t already been done, many times, by many many people, and that isn’t continuing to be done?  

Weeds that need pulling are being pulled, thanks in large part to the astounding organizational and motivational skills of WildAngel, BamaGal and so many unsung heroes — the weedpullers who have worked, and continue to work, so hard & so patiently.

Links & backlinks are being tended to, affiliates are being hounded, and sponsors are being preached to. The real bloggers are continuing to blog & get the word out about not only the scam & the scammer, but also about all matter of weightloss-related issues that inform and encourage.   The Fascination fans continue trying their best to participate in open & honest discussion of all things Kimkins in spite of censorship by the Deleters & their pets.   Information is still being gathered, the public is still being educated, and Gary’s jalapeno panties are still being mocked. 

Evidence has been excavated, months and months of hard slogging, by hordes of dedicated Negative Nancy Drews among whom we (ok so I’m getting back into Team Yucky character here, bear with me er uh I mean us) …. lowly googling Negative Nancies among whom we with pride count ourselves.   

The lawsuit lumbers onward, unimpeded by our nonsense & ugly noise. 

Media outlets have been contacted and continue to be contacted.

State and federal agencies have been deluged with emails and phone calls and packets of papers.

Herds of suited civil servants have been pestered for months on end, so why –  why? – are we being told to “get back to work”?  When the fact is, we — meaning all of us — we’ve never stopped.    Sure, we’ve paused, from time to time.  We’ve shopped, mopped, worked (and shirked), vegetated, fumigated, ranted, planted, prayed, played, traveled, unravelled, wined & dined.  A bunch of us have gotten sick and recovered, and tended to sick family members.   We’ve all  dealt with our lives.  We’ve all done stuff.   The usual stuff that people have to do, or want to do, or just simply do, for whatever reason.  The usual stuff and some not so usual stuff, too — including investigating the MCD and a few other things which shall — for now — remain superduper supersecret.   

But it’s not often that the Taskmasters frown at us for doing those things.  They don’t usually tell us to get back to work bringing Heidi down or  putting Heidi out of business, etc., when we’re just going around living our lives and trying out Medusa and Cleochatra’s yummy recipes.  

No.  They usually tell us to get back to work bringing Heidi down when we break two specific but related rules on The List – and those two things are (1) Distracting, and (2) Being Distracted.

And the reason that those two things are Not Allowed is, we’re told or led to believe, that while we’re Distracting and/or Being Distracted, the entire state and federal investigation comes to a screeching halt, the lawsuit freezes in its tracks, and everybody “all over the LC world” is forced to drop whatever they’re doing and come over here, a captive audience, bound & helpless .  

In short, we must neither Distract nor Be Distracted because if we do, Heidi and her flying monkeys will triumph.   So, ”Get back to work!”  

We don’t know why.  We would like to know why.  But when we ask, “What exactly is it we’re supposed to be doing that hasn’t already been done, and that isn’t still being done?” the Taskmasters pretend to not hear us. 

And yet, we continue to whine, and while we whine, we wonder … Why. And what. Why are we being told to get back to work, and what work is it that we’re suppoed to get back to?  What are we — really – supposed to be doing, now that Team J has seen the lawsuit well and truly on its way, trundling onward to whatever the future holds.  What are we supposed to be doing, now that we’ve all managed to pester the heck out of countless state and federal authorities, and now that we’ve managed to convince the national media to pay attention?

Seriously, we want to know.  Get back to work?  Doing what? 

Remember when the motto of the antiKimkins movement (or at least, Ducky’s motto) was, “The truth needs to be told.”

Then Kimkins Exposed expired, Kimkins Exhausted existed, and the motto (at least, our motto) was, “The truth still needs to be told.”

Now the motto is, “The truth needs to be appreciated.”   

Unless it’s appreciated, it won’t be told.   

At least, that seems to be the case according to a blogger known as The Truth About Heidi’s Private Messages, or TTAHPM (TAH, for short) http://thetruthinhiding.blogspot.com/2008/03/new-poll.html

We’re curious as to what exactly TAH is planning on blogging about.   Is she planning to publish old stuff from Heidi’s p.m. stystem that were found long ago before the access was blown?  Or does she still have access to Heidi’s p.m. system and plans to publish new stuff, thereby blowing that access again?

http://www.youtube.com/user/insiderexclusive

So  what’s the bad news?   

Just wanted to take a minute to whine/rant about one of our all-time favorite comedy teams — MayberryFan and Jo2521 — who seem to be the target of some Frowns, and for what?  For too often being the only thing that makes the fascination thread readable these days.  For having a sense of humor & natural comic timing, and for helping to brighten the dark drab moodybitch days as we await the trial of Heidi Diaz.  MB and Jo aren’t just goofy gals — they’re sharp, hard-working sleuths, who have more than proven themselves & ought rather to be thanked than stifled. 

Ok, so the real title of the song is Santa Claus is coming to town … you know how it goes …

“You better watch out,

You better not pout,

You better not cry,

I’m telling you why –

Santa Claus is coming to town!”

It’s just one of the countless methods of social control employed by people who for whatever reason wish to control the behaviors and/or thoughts of other people. 

In the case of Santa Claus, it’s parents or other authority figures who wish to control the behavior of children, and do so by scaring the children by telling them that Santa Claus is watching them — 24/7/365, watching them while they’re sleeping, watching them while they’re awake.  Santa Claus, the omniscient, omnipresent voyeur.  

But we’re not children any more, are we?  We’ve outgrown the paranoia, haven’t we?   We don’t have to watch out.   It’s legal for us to pout.  And we sure as heck have the right to cry whenever, wherever, and for whatever reason we darn well need or want to cry. 

No more Santa Claus for us!   But hang on just a minute …  not so fast.  Sure, you’re not a child anymore.  Nobody can control you by attempting to frighten you with Santa Claus. But if you’re a member of the antikimkins community, some people will attempt to control you — by frightening you with the grown-up, antikimkins version of Santa Claus.   

You better watch out!

You better not pout!

You better not publicly engage in an an honest difference of opinion, embark upon an unlicensed hissyfit, or observe the Festivus tradition of the Airing Of Grievances, and I’m telling you why — Heidi Diaz is coming to town.  

She laughs when you’ve been fussing. She sneers when you’re a flake. She rubs her hands in evil glee when you’ve for whatever reason abandoned the facade of nicenice, so be good, for Heidi’s sake.

Ah, yes, Heidiphobia.  Or, more precisely, Heidihahaphobia.  Foisted upon us by a certain group of people.  

What?  A certain group of people?  oh no, not another superduper supersecret subgroup?!  No, I’m talking about the Shooshers — a superduper blatantly obvious subgroup — who, for whatever reason, wish to frighten us into behaving by every so often psst-pssting about how amused Heidi’s going to be when she sees us not behaving as we’re told we ought to behave.  How she’s going to jiggle like a bowlful of artificially-sweetened Jell-O whenever we fail to present a “united front” and instead present our non-unionized backsides.

Yes. The Shooshers.   They seem to care, and care deeply, about Heidi Diaz, and about what she’s doing, especially if what she’s doing is laughing at us, any of us, for failing to abide by the ohmygosh The List, The List Which Must Be Abided By, The List which was compiled by The People Who Must Be Obeyed.

The Shooshers do seem to care, about Heidi and her opinions, and about The List, and about The People Who Must Be Obeyed.  The Shooshers are afraid.  Afraid of  Heidi Diaz’s opinions.  Afraid of appearing silly.  Afraid of appearing to condone the silliness of others.  

We’ve tried to talk to the Shooshers. We want to understand them, and to understand why they care about whether Heidi is laughing.  

We want to know why they Shoosh. 

a Chinese grocery boy?!?  oh, what will the cabana boys think?!  

beauchamp.jpg

Great sleuthing, Christin!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/february/menstruatingpolicy.html

To whom it may concern:

I’m sorry if I misread Morgan’s initial post in the fascination thread re the CASA and foster care investigation. It was petty and egotistical of me to have had a fit about it and to accuse her when the fact of the matter is I don’t recall the details and won’t until I see the relevant emails and posts. And even then it will still have been petty & egotistical of me to have had a fit about it. 

I’m also sorry that I don’t actually give a flying flip about what Heidi thinks. I don’t care about her opinion of me or of any of us or of anything else in the known universe. I don’t care if she’s enjoying this or if she’s sneering at us or laughing so hard she’s spewing rumbubbles out of her nose & farting enormous heaps of gooeybuttercake crumbs into her tightywhities.

I. Just. Don’t. Care.

Obviously some of you do. But I don’t. What I do care about, at least in this online community, is your (at least, most of you) opinion of me. And I’m sorry to have upset or offended any of you. Like I said, it just hit me the wrong way on the wrong day & I reacted by donning the dingleberries of self-righteousness (note: phrase “dingleberries of self-righteousness” used here without permission of the author).

To those who stuck up for me, thank you, from my heart.

Mimi

Update, Wednesday 26 March … re the Mommy703 email address … I just wrote to that email address and it immediately bounced back.  Even stripped of the coding, I’ve no idea what it all “means” except that whoever owned the email address has closed that email account — when or why, is anybody’s guess.

From MAILER-DAEMON@n78.bullet.mail.sp1.yahoo.com Wed Mar 26 19:25:14 2008
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If you’ve been keeping up with the Magic Chicken Diet news http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/02/02/meanwhile-back-at-the-mcd/ you may have noticed that we here at Team Yucky have managed to not only make the chicken lady mad at us, we’ve also managed to make her mad at somebody who doesn’t even know us — and that somebody’s name is Suzy.

Our sources inform us that poor Suzy has been trying her best to breathe some life into the MCD forums, with sporadic help from Bonnie, who’s been busy so playing “Are You Stranger  Than A Fifth Grader” over at magicchickendiet.net that she hasn’t had time for magicchickendiet.com. 

Bonnie, has, in fact, been so busy that she recently tried to get  Suzy and another newbie to do the work for her – ”Maybe the two of you will get this board started up good and give the otheres the courage to post. Thank you and keep up the good work!”

Brilliant leadership there, Bonnie. 

We here at Team Yucky have decided it’s time to try & talk some sense into Suzy.  So, to Suzy, we say, in the nicest way possible, WAKE THE HELL UP.

You paid Bonnie sixty-nine dollars and ninety-five cents when you signed up.  That’s not chicken feed – that’s a rather sizeable chunk o’ change, and for what?  

Surely you’ve read the Magic Chicken Diet dot com’s ”Diet Blog”?  If not, you need to check it out, ’cause it says:

11/27/07 Magic Chicken Diet.Com Updates  05:27:28 pm, Categories: MCD Thoughts n Suggestions    Exciting News! Magic Chicken Diet will be undergoing a bunch of update changes and should be completely finished by Dec.8,2007. We have some great success stories to share. We will be adding a new blog, forum, nutritional page, tickers, FAQ page and a lot more. We are still at $19.95 for a lifetime membership. When all the new addons and updates are completed we will have a price increase. Lifetime support in itself is a true value for a membership to www.magicchickendiet.com. Bonnie is really excited about the members success and welcomes all questions to assist any member. If anyone would like to personally visit with Bonnie she would love to hear from you. Thanks,David/Admin/Her husband”

Read that again, Suzy.   That part about the price of the “lifetime membership.”   The co-owner of the MCD is saying when “all” the new “addons” & updates are finished, the price will go up.   

We’ve got copies of the actual screenshots of that, as well as screenshots which prove beyond any doubt that those “add ons and up dates” weren’t completed by December 8th, they weren’t completed by January 8th, February 8th, or even March 8th.  They’re still not completed.  Even that “Diet Blog” hasn’t been updated.

And Suzy, please don’t be upset at your friend  – she’s  concerned about you, and about the fact that you’ve been scammed out of your hard-earned money.   It looks like Bonnie and David didn’t just clone Kimkins.com — they also seem determined to follow in Kimmer’s footsteps.

So Suzy, wake up!   Demand a full refund.  

You have every right to continue “enjoying” your “lifetime membership” for free .

That’s right …. free.   Just like Jeannie, AmyB, some of Bonnie’s friends, neighbors, relatives, and candle customers,  and a couple of other people who think nobody knows about them & their “deal” with Bonnie. 

Yeah — those people were given free memberships.   But you, Suzy, you weren’t.   You were told to pay $69.95 and in good faith that’s what you did.  

We here at Team Yucky believe that the Texas Attorney General’s Office will be interested in hearing about your situation, Suzy.

* A Note to our Readers:  If you’ve developed a taste for Magic Chicken Diet News, help yourself to the links listed on the lefthand side of this page, in the section marked Chicken Recipes For Disaster. They’re finger-lickin’ good!  And here are the most recent news stories about the Magic Chicken Diet saga…

1. http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2008/03/magic-chicken-diet-questions.html

2. http://2medusa.blogspot.com/2008/03/chicken-lady-bonnie-luper-is-that-any.html

3. http://prudentiablog.blogspot.com/2008/02/is-it-fair-to-question-bonnies-business.html

4. http://amyb1569.wordpress.com/2008/03/01/suspicions/

5. http://mayberryfan.blogspot.com/2008/03/open-letter-to-bonnie-luper.html

6. http://kimkinscam.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/kk-diet-mcd-things-that-make-you-go-hmmmm/

7.  http://mayberryfan.blogspot.com/2008/03/as-magic-chicken-turns.html

8. http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2008/03/magic-menu.html

9. http://kimorexia.blogspot.com/2008/03/considering-magic-chicken-diet.html

10. http://kimkinscam.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/kimkins-magic-chicken-diet/

11. http://amyb1569.wordpress.com/2008/03/13/someone-is-reading-lcf/

12. http://mayberryfan.blogspot.com/2008/03/fox-in-magic-hen-house.html

13. http://kimkinscam.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/revised-time-line/

This list of links will be updated as more news is posted, so stay tuned.  And be sure to read the comments sections of each link for more in-depth discussions.

Now that our ”Martina’s Martini Is Actually Heidi Theory” has been debunked, decapitated, defeathered, deboned & baked into a deelicious Crow Pie, we here at Team Yucky have no choice but to pretend the whole thing never happened & make a lame but valiant attempt to distract everybody from the debacle by hatching a brand new theory — this one is called the “Fawn Is Actually A Nerdy White Guy Theory”.  

http://honeybeesblog.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/fawn-without-the-smilies/

http://kimkinscam.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/agentlefawn/#comment-231

http://2medusa.blogspot.com/2008/03/fawns-mad-as-hell-and-shes-not-going-to.html

by AmyB, in the fascination thread, about The Kimmer:

“The thing that hit me …she does not care. You can not embarrass her because she does not care. She is different than most of us. And the fact that I still get so upset by her..shows I am something she seems to of lost along the way…I am human.”

Ok guys, here’s an update on our tour of California bars, as we attempt to find Martina’s Martini. 

The flight from GreatWhite to LAX was unevenful except for that 5-hour layover at the food court in Phoenix. 

Reeking our way westward to LAX (apologies to the passengers & crew of Delta flight xxxx) we managed to retrieve 87% of our luggage — a group record — and then launched our voyage by breaking open a round of drinks at each of LAX’s beverage-friendly establishments (apologies to the patrons & staff of El xxxxxx).

After a good nights’ sleep at the LAXPD’s en suite Casa del Big (apologies to the officers & janitorial staff of cellblock A), we were escorted to the   RentACar area where we collectively fell in love with a piece of automotive history — a 1978 Toyota Limon’ 3-door V2 with a custom paint job by none other than the late great F.J. Holden’s assistant’s sister’s kid’s art teacher — and headed up into the sunset coast to Atascadero, the first major stop on our Po Sledam tour.

Why Atascadero?  because in the fascination thread, in the original February 11th version of post #311 (just one of countless posts killed by Dottie The Deleter) Martina said the screenname Martina’s Martini was chosen because, “at my favorite bar, is my favorite drink called…A MARTINA’S MARTINI…”

So we’re thinking Martina’s favorite bar has gotta be within easy driving distance of Martina’s place of residence. But where is Martina’s place of residence?  A couple of days after that post in the fascination thread, Martina emailed Katinsac and said: “OK dumbbunny…I live in Atascadero Ca.”

So that’s why we’re here.  And we’re gonna scope out every bar in this place until we find one that serves a drink called Martina’s Martini.  And then we’ll stake out the place ’til Martina shows up. 

Digital cams fully charged — check.   Wireless laptop ready to go & batteries fully charged — check.  Credit cards paid up — check.  Clever disguises donned — check.    Stay tuned!

Update — February 24th  Didn’t take us long last night to hit every bar in Atascadero … mostly ’cause there’s only three of them, and only one serves anything even remotely resembling a martini.   Nobody at that one ever heard of a drink called Martina’s Martini.   So tonight we’re gonna try some of the restaurant bars & ask around. 

Update — February 26th Only one place around here serves Martini’s — and that’s the elegant old Carlton Hotel, up the road a ways toward Paso Robles.  Martinis they got, Martina’s Martini they no got & what’s more they never heard of.   The Great Medusa herself decided to join us, but she almost immediately absconded with the Carlton Hotel’s dashing bartender, Pedro. Congrats to the happy couple!  If we can pry Martina out of Pedro’s rather alarmingly muscled arms tomorrow we’re going to head on over to the infamous “hospital” to look through their files while Medusa in her nurse’s costume keeps the staff and inmates distracted.  We were going to check out the cafeteria but were assured by the visitor’s office that the only beverages they serve are the nonalcoholic kind.

Update Friday February 29th… Medusa has left Pedro heartbroken at the Carlton Bar & Lounge, & is insisting on driving straight to Corona.  Antonio demanded to be let out at the airport to fly back home, unimpeded by T.C.’s odors, and me and Doug have come down with the flu or something. Yeah we’re having a real great time here but! we figured out what Martina’s favorite bar is…  Heidi’s kitchen.   Think about it — an agoraphobic’s favorite bar.  Sure, it’s a crackpot theory, that’s the best kind.  And according to Google maps, guess how far Heidi’s apartment is from a liquor store. So we still say Martina is Heidi.

… and wow are we sorry.   It seems we owe an apology to a friend of ours, who a few weeks ago  innocently sent us a copy of the Magic Chicken Diet, which was sent to her by her friend, or her friend’s relative (?) somebody named Suzanne, who is or was a member at the Magic Chicken Diet weightloss support website. 

The reason we’re apologizing is that we just received word that the magic chicken lady is accusing Suzanne of “posting the magic chicken diet on various blogs.”  To the best of our knowledge, this is the only blog where the pdf of the MCD was ever posted, and Suzane had nothing to do with that. The only people who post stuff here is us.  Ok so T.C.’s dog has been sneaking into the office early in the morning but so far we can’t prove that he’s the one who’s been been posting any of this crap.

Our posting that pdf here was an act of perhaps stupid but sincere investigative reportage intended as a public service to our readers  — we  felt and still feel, that in the interests of exposing what we believe is an unhealthy and possibly dangerous vlcd (very low calorie diet) publishing the story and the pdf was helpful to our fellow dieters.   Reading about the diet they could know ahead of time what they’d be getting themselves into, & hopefully they’d be able to make an informed decision rather than wasting their money & risking their health.

Until we find out more about whether or not exposing the truth about the Magic Chicken Diet by publishing the pdf is covered under the First Amendment and various Freedom of Information laws, we’ve removed that pdf from this blog.   

In the meantime, we can in all honesty, according to our sincere belief based on actually reading that pdf, that the Magic Chicken Diet is nothing more than a vlcd consisting primarily of chicken, artificially-sweetened Jell-O, artificially sweetened popsicles, more chicken, and some salad.  And more chicken.

In light of these facts we hope our readers will avoid throwing their money away on a membership to the Magic Chicken Diet website and possibly risking their health in exactly the same way Kimkins dieters do.  http://www.apinchofhealth.com/resources/lowcarb/VLCD-Research.html

Again, we wish to apologize to our friend and to  Suzanne — they’re both innocent of any wrongdoing in this matter.

This just in!   the chicken people’s mysterious and alleged “candle shop” http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2007/12/10/and-so-it-begins/ website has blinked out of existence.  http://www.stoneycreekcandle.com/ 

Another unpaid bill?  Will Kimmer take credit for this one too?   Ever since the amazing Mariasol http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/search?q=Luper  and  http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2007/12/kimkins-reborn-as-magic-chicken-diet.html discovered David Luper’s ad at getafreelancer for “a clone of Kimkins.com” the Magic Chicken Diet saga has gotten weirder & wilder. 

Check out our chicken recipes for disaster for a look back & a taste of weirdness to come.

Update Thursday February 7th … stoneycreekcandle site is back up … complete with veiled threats in the comments section. And magicchickendiet.net appears to have been hacked by WonderWoman and the Cap’n …

Attention, all ye Negative Nancies –  one of our sources reports that The Jimmy Himself —  who used to refer to you all as “haters” because you tried to expose the truth of the Kimkins scam – is being asked to turn over to plaintiff’s counsel all e-mails related to his career as the alleged top-money-making Kimkins affiliate of all time.   We’ve all seen how The Jimmy attempted — and almost-but-not-quite-succeeded  in that attempt – to scrub the internet — we hope he didn’t scrub his computer’s hard drive too. 

“Life is what it is. You wake up with your bra wrapped around your head, fall down the stairs, and in between the madness called your day, something happens. Maybe it’s devastating, or maybe it’s hilarious, but it’s all a part of that big taco salad called life. Whether you pick out the refried beans or the meat is up to you.”

http://www.cleochatra.blogspot.com/

Another mystery … a riddle, an enigma, a puzzle to be solved. But you gotta first figure out what the mystery is, before you can solve it.   We know what the mystery is — at least, it’s a mystery to us — but we don’t know the answer.  If you guys can figure it out, the next round of pizza’s on us.

http://grilledcheesewithpickles.blogspot.com/2008/01/stupid.html

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=%22OAMC%22

Mariasol’s crunching the numbers … http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2008/01/kimkins-boot-camp.html

And she’s also done the math on the infamous ”clone of Kimkins” a.k.a. the MagicChickenDiet … http://mariasol-mariasol.blogspot.com/2007/12/magic-diet.html

Just wanna give a shout out here to ex-Kimkins Affiliate Ryan Stewart, who upon being informed of the scam, took the time to look into the facts & then did what any affiliate with a conscience would do.

Check it out & if you get a minute please drop by Ryan’s blog & write him a note of thanks  http://www.eleven21.com/blog/

Update!  Ok now we really REALLY heart Ryan Stewart!  Check out what he did to http://www.kimkins-diet.co.uk/about/ 

Ryan, we want to help you get through medical school http://eleven21.com/blog/buy-from-amazon-pay-for-my-medical-school-feel-good-about-yourself/   This planet needs more doctors with your kind of integrity. Thank you Ryan!

Update Tuesday 29 January see Comments for Part Two of this entry

update … sincere Thanks to Attorney John Tiedt for stopping by to comment on this matter.

Has everything there is to uncover about a certain scammer  been uncovered?    Who knows?  Not us. And not, we bet, the recent troll who wandered into the fascination thread.  From what we can see, there’s at least half a dozen unsolved mysteries, some of which we listed in http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/unanswered-and-unsolved/

Another unsolved mystery we’ve been wondering about is this –  so the California court system has frozen a certain scammer’s assets.  Right?  Everything going into her website, the court has dibs on?  So where is she getting the money to keep that website afloat?  Where is the money coming from?  And how is she managing to spend it without getting caught?

If we’re reading   http://affiliatescams.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/are-affiliates-responsible/ correctly, someone is still advertising for & paying new affiliates.   How?   How is she able to pay the affiliates, when she’s not supposed to be able to touch any of her ill gotten gains?  

Over the span of several months we’ve found some interesting stuff that leads us to suspect there’s another layer, below the surface of a so-called “weightloss support website.”    We believe that website is a front for something even darker and more evil, and we believe that this “backroom” — this plan behind “The Plan Behind The Plan” — is what our source was referring to back in early November http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2007/11/11/ambush/ when he was talking about an “unforeseen development in the investigation that’s gonna surprise everybody.”

We don’t know for sure.  But we think, and this is our honest opinion, based on months of digging up stuff for the investigation, we think someone is still making money and it’s not from anything related to weightloss.   What we can’t figure out is, how she’s getting the money in and out past the court.

What we think we’ve figured out — and this is just honest opinion, based like we said, on months of digging up stuff — what we think we’ve figured out is the plan, the real plan, the actual business being conducted and we think that business is way more badbad than a diet scam.   

Stay tuned for Part Two ….

Update Tuesday 29 January see Comments for Part Two of this entry

The following is a transcript of the Kimkintology Indoctrination Video currently circulating on You Tube. 

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Why I Am A Kimkintologist 

I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a Kimkintologist and it is something that you have to earn, and…because a Kimkintologist does. He, or she has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions. Uh, being a Kimkintologist, you look at somebody and you know absolutely that Kimmer can help them.

So, for me, it really is, and it’s just like, it’s something that, uh, I don’t mince words with that. You know, with anything (unintelligible), but that policy to me has really has gone , boy, there’s a time I went through and I said, “You know what…” When I read it, I just went (noise that sounds like poof), “This is it. That’s exactly it.”

Being a Kimkintologist, when you drive past a hamburger place, the greasy cheeseburgers, the pools of lard, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help those people.

That’s…that’s what drives me, is that I know we have an opportunity, and uh, to really help for the first time effectively change people’s lives, and uh, I’m dedicated to that. I’m gonna, I’m absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that.

We’re here to help, okay, we as (unintelligible) the People of  The Kimmer, we have a responsibility. It’s not just us, it’s not just the Admins, you know, it’s not just me. It’s the Affiliates, it’s the Members, it’s all the, everyone out there, re-reading the e-Book and the Newsletters, reading The Words of The Kimmer and looking at what needs to be done and saying, “Okay! Am I going to do it or am I not going to do it?” Period. That’s all it comes down to.

And I won’t hesitate to put Kimkins in someone else’s life, because I put it ruthlessly in myself. And I think that I…uh. And, you know, I’m there to help, and we’re here to help, and my opinion is is that, look, either you’re on board or you’re not on board. Okay, it’s just, if you’re on board, you’re on board.

We are the authorities in getting the weight off of people . We are the authorities on nutritionalism. Weak people, we can rehabilitate weak people. Way to weightloss, we can teach and, uh, that once you know these tools and you know that they work, it’s not good enough that I’m just doing okay?

Traveling around the world and meeting the people that I’ve met. Talking with these, and they are depending on people who know, and who can be effective and teach them how to do it, and that’s us, that is our responsibility to do that.

It is the time now. Now is the time, okay? It is, being a Kimkintologist, people are turning to you, so you better know it. You better know it, and if you don’t, you know, go (sound deleted, appears to be “quacking”) learn it. (Laughs) You know? But don’t pretend you know it and, or whatever. It’s like, we’re here to help.

If you’re a Kimkintologist, you see life, you see things the way that they really are. In all its, you know, all of, uh the more you know as a Kimkintologist, you don’t become overwhelmed by it.

(Laughs) And uh, they said, “So, have you been a Negative Person” (big laugh) I looked at them and I thought, “What a jealous hater,” because maybe one day it will be like that, you know? You know what I’m saying. Maybe one day it will be that “Wow, Negative Person, they just read about those in the history books.” You know?

I just got through re-reading The Ask The Kimmer Thread, and it’s literally…it’s not how to run from a Negative person. It’s how to shatter negativity, confront and shatter jealousy. You apply it, and it’s like, boom.

I wish the world was a different place. I’d like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that. You know what I mean? I mean, that’s what I want it to be. That’s how, there’s times I want to do that but I can’t because I know. I know. So, you know I have to do something about it. It’s not, you know you can sit here wish it was different and then you look at it and you go “Okay, this is it.” You know, I have to do something, don’t I? I have to do it, because The Kimmer, that really is it.

I don’t care if someone thinks it’s hard or easy. You’re either doing Kimkins or you’re not, okay? Alright? There is still a thing of, do it or you’re not doing it.

You can just see the look in their eyes, you know the ones that are doing it and you know the haters, the ones who are going, ”That’s not healthy,” and it’s just, that thing is, I’ve canceled that in my area (laughs). It’s like, man, you’re either in or you’re out. That’s negativism, and it’s something that we have no time for anymore.

So, it’s our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. We have that responsibility to say, “Hey, this is the way it should be done, Kimmer says roll this way and people are actually getting healthier.”

And let’s get it done. Let’s really get it done. Want it bad enough, you’re going to do it and, uh, do it right.

And I have to tell you something. I really, it is, it’s rough and tumble. It’s wild and wooly. It’s a blast. It’s a blast. It really is fun, because damn it there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see things are better.

Forget those haters—you’re in the playing field or out of the arena. (Laughs) You know, really, that’s how I feel about it.

I do it the only way, The Kimmer Way. There’s nothing part of the way for me (laughs).

A Kimkintologist can be defined by a single question: Would you want others to achieve the weightloss you now have. In answering that question, we have introduced Kimkins ideology to over one billion people on earth, and that’s only the first wave The Kimmer has unleashed. Which is why the story of Kimkintology has only just begun.

First published January 16th, updated January 21st. 

 Just thinking.  Reading what Jeanessa has to say about behind-the-scenes discussions with JohnT … http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/unanswered-and-unsolved/

We’re not sure we’re understanding correctly, but if Heidi’s attorney is making use of the anti-Becky etc. stuff on the boards and blogs, and if he can in any real way use any of that — and if the judge or whoever is taking into consideration any of that when deciding the fate of the suit — yeah that’s a lot of if’s, but they’re big ones.

‘Cause if those if’s constitute a valid and realistic argument against the “nonsense and ugly noise” on the boards and blogs — posting incriminating or apparently incriminating evidence about any of the plaintiffs, and/or posting criticism of them — then ok is it time to call for a truce?

We don’t know. We’re just wondering.  We want to do the right thing.  We want justice to be served,  Kimkins dismantled and Kimmer prevented from ever again inflicting her sadism and her scams on anyone.   And if calling for a truce will further those goals, ok.   If/when the lawsuit is safely settled, and/or Heidi’s trial — if there’s to be a trial — over & done, then if the situation warrants, maybe that would be the time to rant and rave about former admins?

If a truce is declared, and observed, for the interim, can behind the scenes investigations continue, evidence gathered, clues followed?

There’s still a lot of  Kimkins-related mysteries to be solved, and we’ve seen the out-freaking-standing talents of the boards and blogs when it comes to solving mysteries.    There’s still people flocking weightloss scams and starvation diets, a la Kimkins, MCD, etc.  Nobody knows what the next five minutes will bring, let along the next five months.

So will a truce help in any real, practical way, legally speaking, with the lawsuit, the trial, the federal investigation?   Or is a truce simply a PR copout, a lamebrain yielding to our kinder, gentler instincts, or our overactive guilt complex?

 We don’t know.  So we’re asking. 

First published on January 15th, updated on January 21st. 

 Awright!  here’s hoping for totally positive fallout.  Way to go guys, getting ABC to cover this story!  

http://saynotokimkins.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/harmed-by-kimkins-share-your-story-on-national-tv/

http://kimkinssurvivors.wordpress.com/2008/01/16/hello-survivors/

Lights … camera … ACTION …  http://kimkinsscam.wordpress.com/take-action-now-links/

Quit Smoking … but don’t quit THIS   http://kimkinsdiettruth.wordpress.com/2008/01/12/i-will-not-quit/

A line in the sand … http://backacrosstheline.blogspot.com/2008/01/harmed-by-kimkins-share-your-story-on.html

Room with a review … http://kimkinsdiettruth.blogspot.com/2008/01/harmed-by-kimkins-share-your-story-on.html

Just say nyet! http://saynotokimkins.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/harmed-by-kimkins-share-your-story-on-national-tv/

Guys, we’re officially, and in more ways than one, dumbfounded.  ‘Cause we just read — really read, and thought about, and paid attention to — this bit of information … “everyone who has signed up for the lawsuit has done so because of the information obtained in the Fascination thread, ALC thread and the blogs.”

http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/unanswered-and-unsolved/#comment-686

This information was maybe already posted at LCF or elsewhere, but if it was we obviously missed it.  All this time we thought  the attorneys were relying on a master list — obtained under court order or whatever, from Kimmer or the actual Kimkins.com membership log – of all the Kimkins members, with their contact info, and we assumed that the attorneys were using that list to contact all forty thousand of those Kimkins members.   Or however many members there actually were.   We assumed that all those people were being contacted individually by the attorneys’ staffs, with some sort of form letter or something, advising them as to the lawsuit and how to join.

But now we find out that our assumption was wrong, and that what’s actually going on, and has been going on, is that the threads and blogs are being solely relied upon to get the word out.  

Maybe we’re — again — misunderstanding this but how many Kimkins members (past or present) even read the boards or blogs?   How many?  All of them, all forty thousand?  Or most of them? Or some of them?  Or what?

Just … we’re sitting here stunned and growing more stunned by the moment, re-reading and thinking about the implications.

Are other class action lawsuits run this way?  We don’t know.  It just seems ineffective & inefficient, but hey we have no brains so maybe it’s not something we’re going to be able ever to comprehend.

This just in!  One of our sources (may he rust in peace) snuck into the Ducks of Wrath convention last night and, before being caught, quacked to death, and devoured, managed to blackberry us this list of intriguing questions …

Did The Jimmy hack his own blog, or is he trying to frame himself?

Were real lampshades sacrificed at a certain youttube antikimkins star’s wild party, or did she intend the lampshades satirically?

Which popular checkout-line magazine is scheduled to publish a “better than gastric bypass” type of story about the MCD?  

This is the blog entry we were working on when … uh … ya know.  Actually this is just our best shot at recreating that blog entry, ’cause turns out we didn’t even save a copy of the original.   Genius, eh. 

Basically this is just a list of kimkins-related questions that have n’t yet been fully answered & mysteries that haven’t yet been fully solved.  

Why, when, who, how, where and — last but not least – whatthehell?

Why …  Why is Amy still promoting Kimkins via her boards and youtube videos?   Some comments re this question … http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/amy/

When …  When will the pizza get here.

Who …  Who really told Jeanessa that the fascination thread posters and the antikimkins blogs are endangering the lawsuit?   If JohnT told her that, we’d like to see that in writing, from JohnT himself. We want to know exactly what it is that JohnT wants the fascination posters & the a.k. blogs to stop saying/doing — and we wanna know why.   We want to know exactly how whatever they’re saying/doing is endangering the lawsuit.  If JohnT isn’t the one who told Jeanessa, then who did?  And why?  After all the talk about this, it turns out — stated by Jeanessa herself — that instead of endangering the lawsuit, “many many more” people had joined the lawsuit.  So was Jeanessa lying earlier when she said that stuff about the endangering?  Or was the liar actually the person who told her?  Surely JohnT — a renowned & reputable attorney — would not have lied about this.   So who did?   “Maybe it wasn’t a lie,” somebody might say.  “Maybe it was just a misunderstanding, or a mixup, or a misinterpretation.”   Is that possible?  We want to know.

How … How did the chicken lady really find out about the Kimkins diet?   There’s a rumor that she was first told about it by a certain ex-admin who supposedly lives practically in the same neighborhood as the chicken lady, and who gushed about candles in her burblings over at Jimmyworld – was she trying to drum up some holiday business for the chicken lady’s elusive & bizarrely marketed candle shop?  But just a few days ago we read a post by Flowerpower who maybe solved the mystery … http://www.lowcarbfriends.com/bbs/9762685-post829.html   This needs to be checked out & backtracked more fully, but in the meantime we wanted to say way to go Flowerpower.  We also want to know why Becky & her effo’s seem so hostile to efforts to investigate & report on the MCD.  

Where … Where is Ducky?

Whatthehell …. What the hell is up with the legends of the lost continent of Kimmerlantis?   Was there ever really such a place?  Where was it? What was it like? What happened to it?  Was one of the Kimmerlantis employees actually working for a rival scam weightloss company, who enlisted that employee to steal some dinosaur embryos from the island for their own purposes, and did that employee shut down the Kimmerlantis security system & in a terrible storm get lost on his way to the docks —where he planned to deliver the embryos to a ship that was scheduled to meet him—only to be killed by an escaped tippysaurus?   Archaeologists & salvage experts, with teams of professional divers & the latest in high-tech stuff, braving the wine dark sea above where legend says the continent of Kimmerlantis sank in a cataclysm of ickyness, have managed to find nothing more than tantalizing clues & barnacle-encrusted angst in the waters off the coast of http://tinyurl.com/355off

Questions, unanswered.  Mysteries, unsolved.   And pizza, undelivered.  
 

http://kimkinscircus.blogspot.com/2008/01/haxord.html

Yucky’s is and was intended to be a boutique blog – not for general consumption, but rather for the people who hang out at the various antikimkins blogs and in the antikimkins threads at LCF and ALC.  

Just a little R&R.  The lighter side of badbad.  And an unmoderated/uncensored debate/discussion  wild speculation/unsubstantiated rumor zone. 

But sometimes innocent bystanders wander in here from links at the aforementioned antikimkins blogs and threads, and they get confused and upset because they’ve somehow gotten the impression that there’s anything of substance here. 

Come on.  Even our chicken recipes aren’t really recipes.

So we’ve decided to request removal from the antikimkins webring as well as removal from the blogrolls of the antikimkins blogs, and hopefully that’ll prevent any further confusion among the aforementioned innocent bystanders.  

There’s still the problem of Kimkins-related Google searches. Not sure how to prevent people from following those links into this den of peeves.  Suggestions welcome.

Our  behind the scenes antikimkins projects will continue of course, but instead of hogging the scoops we’ll be forwarding them to the appropriate individuals and/or real antikimkins bloggers.

uh… we’re assuming that this blog will survive the return of the WordPress support desk guys next Monday … if they decide to follow up on Margi’s phone call re hackage, who knows what the hell will happen  

We heart Mysstwalker! 

We here at Yust Yucky hereby confess our sins, which are many  & which include blatant & repeated failure to abide by the Approved List Of  Distractions/Diversions.   Humbly and sincerely beg we now the forgiveness of our readers … all eleven of them … and repentant put we off all nonsense, halfassed stupidity, and independent thought, swearing never again to see the humor in anything not on the aforementioned Approved List Of Distractions/Diversions including but not limited to pretending to hack our own blog.  Commence we now living lives of holy humorlessness as outlined in Section III Paragraph b Subparagraph 9-a of the AntiKimkins Bloggers’ Code (2007 Edition).   Witness, therefore, all present, this most solemn Vow of Non-Silliness, signed by us in our own hands this day:

Doug

Larry

Bob

Antonio

T.C.   

P.S.   just a suggestion for all you concerned citizens out there … next time you think maybe somebody’s blog has been hacked, you might wanna try a radical approach, like, hey, maybe email ‘em and ask ‘em about it?  Ya know.  Instead of calling the FBI.  Or WordPress.     

P.S. 2 this stupid idea was our stupid idea and ours alone.  It started with a mixup, and it ended with a snafu, and it was nobody’s fault but ours — and by “ours” of course I mean mine, just in case you haven’t been paying attention.  

The next time I decide to pretend to fake hack this fake blog I’ll be sure to notify all of you ahead of time so you can pre-twist your knickers and firstdraft your denunciations.  

Mm’kay?  

Now one last thing … I felt pretty bad today … or yesterday, whatever … reading the criticism here and on the boards … I felt surprised and angry and embarrassed and annoyed and okay I admit I was also amused.  It wasn’t a good day and I take responsibility for my part in  that.  

But at the end of that day, something great happened.  Something so deliciously goofy and so ridiculously perfect, that from the moment I got the email to this moment, right here, I have not been able to stop grinning.    Jimmy — THE Jimmy, mind you — is saying that HIS board has been hacked too. 

Yum!  I’m not supposed to think it’s funny because ya know this is NOT on the Approved List Of  Distractions / Diversions.   But I can’t help it.  It is funny as hell.

ps the third … for those of you trying to find the entries about the Magic Chicken Diet people and when they did or didn’t read about Kimkins in the WW zine, those entries are still here and we’re not sure why you’re unable to find them. 

The Google cache links go to older versions of those entries.   Use the Search feature or click on these links to read the final versions: http://yustyucky.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/firedepartment/ and